I'm not sure where she falls on the list of celebrities with high CO2 emissions, but Salma Hayek is most certainly a major contributor to global warming. With the heat from her bikini photos.
In her latest photo dump, Salma Hayek Pinault shared photos of herself soaking up the sun on a floating bed (?) floating on a pristine pool, wearing a pink and green patterned tie-dye bikini with a cute wrap-around tie-belt. Is the strap for extra security? Support? A super fun tan line? Unclear, but it's cute and I would like one.
On Instagram, Hayek wrote that she is “waiting for August,” which makes sense, as August is tomorrow. The comments on the post are mostly GIFs of various characters losing their minds over how beautiful she is. I get it. Before anyone says a single shmingle thing about this grown-ass woman showing off her body, it's her Instagram and she can do what she wants.
And what she wants to do is post bikini pics. Hayek has previously blessed us with beach snaps, a “#sundaymood” moment, this bombshell look, and a post celebrating National Bikini Day, a holiday for which she should probably be the official spokesperson.
During World Wellbeing Week, Hayek shared one of the health secrets she swears by: sweating it out. “Embracing the healing power of the sauna and sweating out the stress” she wrote alongside a picture of herself doing just that. Girl, whatever you're doing, it's working, so I'ma book a sauna appointment right now. (Being married to a billionaire probably also helps, but they don't have that on Classpass.)
In conclusion, Salma Hayek, please remember your SPF, you are too precious a resource for humanity to lose to a melanoma.
